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You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.
Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”
20 minutes later…
English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”
This is a mid plant that scares volcanic jay
“Post kiwi beast to scare volcanic Jay.”
Someone who takes care of a teenager and calls them cute names
Your so cute my little snuggly bunch :D
I love you mama kiwi
To do IT with an Australian person
Person 1: Yoo I’m gonna fork the kiwi girl
Person 2: TMI dude
A cringe description middle aged couples use. Usually used by older Japanese couples.
"We're a kiwi couple" - couple on WorkAway.info
Translates to “fish fish” in english, a common insult of the japanese or asian. When someone says this they are calling you annoying or smelly.
Eun: Ah, kiwi sakana!
Manro: Why are you so mean? I didn’t even do anything.
When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.
When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.