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A covering you wear on your face and mouth to stop the spread of germs. They are as important during the COVID-19 pandemic as wearing a seat belt while driving to save lifes. But many Americans are in denial and refuse to wear one by saying it's their "constitutional right" to not wear a face mask, but not understanding that once they enter private property, their constitutional rights are void.
Karen just got arrested for assaulting the manager at Costco who won't let her in the store because she refused to wear a face mask
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when a guy sits on a girls face, places his balls on her eyes and his shaft on her nose/rest of her face, making a mask.
dude, i just gave my girl an arabian mask, she looked fucking hot.
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the act of a woman sitting on your face
Guy: Damn bitch I almost suffocated last night during that cunt masking
Girl: I told you two taps on my ass if you wanted to stop
Guy: Don't worry, I'll use a snorkel next time
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When a man straddles a womans face while stretching his testicular sack skin as flat and as wide as possible. The man then proceeds to place the stretched skin over the womans nose and mouth only leaving her eyes to be seen. The womans eyes will enlarge as the amount of oxygen is cut off drastically. The Sack Mask should then be removed for a undetermined amount of time then repeated as needed.
Damn my balls hurts from giving that broad the Sack Mask all night!
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A pig mask is a mask designed to look like a pig.
guy1: yo that pig mask is awesome!
guy2: yeh ikr!?
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The act of slapping a girl across the face with your cock in the shape of a Z then proceeding to spunk on her face.
Bronek gave that bitch a Zorro Mask!
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When a guy shaves his pubes and puts them in a bag. Then a girl gives him a blowjob until he is gonna cum. Then he will cum on her face. and empty th bag of pubes on her face. making the pubes stick to her face and looking like she is wearing a gorilla mask.
Jenna: "You know Mark?"
Jessica: "Yeah, I heard he gives massive Gorilla Masks
Jenna: "Its true, He gave me on and i used it on Halloween!"
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