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Jeffrey alan woods or jeff the killer is real and you can't say otherwise
Jeffrey alan woods will murder me
A tall man who is extremely good looking. He tends to answer questions with the words "maybe" and "possibly". He is a big goof ball who knows how to be serious when it is necessary. He's the best guy a girl could ever ask for. He is intellegent and goal driven. He is cabable of anything. He is an absolutely amazing cuddler, dare i say the best? YES! He's the type of guy who you can't help but love. He's a beast wrestler, but he wouldn't hurt a fly in real life. He is strong. He knows how to romance a girl. He is the best thing that has ever happened to me and I pray to God that one day, I become his wife<3
"Hey who is that tall guy over there?"
"Oh him? He's my boyfriend."
"I wish he was mine, you're so lucky to have Craig Alan Dyer!"
He won’t let you look at anything
Alan won’t let me see his discord on Alan’s iPhone 7
The school that looks like a prison on the outside and is probably the most ugliest school you will ever see. People never understand what good hygiene is or deodorant even though they took health freshman year so the inside of the school isn’t really pretty either. It’s where you’ll find your favorite soundcloud rappers with white trash dick riding bitches. These girls will post all over social media of how much they “hate white people” and then go eat dinner with their preppy family. Fights happen almost every other day but we love a good fight no cap. The tea on the other hand can go from girls running away to hooking up with different guys in the school bathrooms. Meanwhile the teachers dont really care what you do unless it effects their paycheck. We have some of the biggest bullshiters who like to “flex” and show off their “ice” that was most likely purchased for $20 at party city. We’re probably the least interesting school of District 218 but that’s because we really just all mind our own business and stay in our little cliques. In conclusion real recognize real and 1% of the population is actually decent but the rest just lame asf.
Random: Why does it spell like Alan B. Shepard ?
Shepard Kid: Damn it I forgot to put on deo for my b.o
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a complete no life that is rich that watses all his money on video game n has long hair that never cuts it or can nevr get a girl that he likes because he will waste money on game then hiself
im staying home like a alan val miller
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The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.
Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.
"If I start loosing my hair I'll just shave it all off. I don't want an Alan Shearer Island"
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An untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his vagina during birth. He now roams the streets of New York. Beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on Earth are bare hands. Sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. Beware, Alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.
Guy One: Did you see that kid?
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord