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adult finger painting

After a man cums inside a girl on top she drips it on him and uses her fingers to paint it across him like a child with fingerpaints. You can add glitter to make it visible.

During adult finger painting I made a unicorn on my boo-thang last night after sex, he was quite impressed.

by The mermaid artist June 19, 2017

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Adult teen orgy

An orgy that adults and teens go to and have sex with each other. And also where teen learn tips to having better sex from the adults.

There having an adult teen orgy here tonight.

by Deep blue 2012 November 30, 2009

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Acting like an adult

A mature person. Someone who makes wise decisions.

You need to start acting like an adult.

by You know I'm awesome November 17, 2014

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Adult sex game

A game that promises to make your balls explode fifty two times in one minute. These games are click bait. DO NOT BELIEVE THEM. THEY WILL NOT MAKE YOUR BALLS EXPLODE, BELIEVE ME. They are just a sad excuse to show big tiddied girls with even bigger dicks

Guy 1: hey did you ever click on that adult sex game?

Guy 2: yeah, never been more disappointed in my entire life
Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: man that chick had a bigger dick than mine

by Sweet Satan March 6, 2020

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adult friend finder

(N.B. not to be confused with AdultFriendFinder, therefore all my words have to be written separately and with lower-case letters)

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.

dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma April 15, 2014

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frosty adult beverage

a ice cold beer; a welcome cold liquid treat on a hot day

Hey, does anyone here want a frosty adult beverage?

by James Cox August 31, 2006

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grown-ass adult

A person who is legally and biologically in the adult stage of human development. Typically used as a derisive term for a person who acts way, way younger than they actually are, i.e. a manchild.

Oh, for the love of God, you're a grown-ass adult. Do your own damn laundry!

by Intelligence001 February 13, 2020

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