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The act of putting a shot of vodka(preferably grey goose) in a mans ass. Then inserting 2 dicks into that mans poor asshole. Then you and the other dick man spin around until your dicks bleed. While your at it you might gumble into the poor asshole. Then your take your bloody chafed dicks out of that poor mans asshole. You soak up the concoction. Put it on a mixing bowl shit in it and then throw up in it.
Dude me and two other guys did an African blender it was disgustingly awesome!
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When two people have taken a shit in a public place in the same stall at different times.
Guy 1: I once ran into that P.F. Changs and took a shit
Guy 2: Dude, me too!!
Guy 1: We're African Brothers!!
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The act of getting the shits, then proceeding to defecate into a condom. Once this has happened you give the condom to your partner and tell them to blow into it thus expanding the condom and causing it to explode sending bits of shits in every direction but for the majority, the face of the blower.
Also works with any other bodily fluid.
Ex. Cum, Gooch Gravy, Pussy Juice etc.
Joe: Dude, I heard Matt gave Madeline a African Firework last night.
Zac: That is one shitty mess... literally.
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the sexual act partaking when an older male or female removes his/her dentures to perform oral sex on his/her sexual partner
After the repair man fixed her television, the elderly lady did not have any money so she performed an African Snail on him to repay him.
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the politically correct term for nigger rigging
With a little african ingenuity, the mechanic was able to get the car running.
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When you realy need to shed a few hundred pounds and nothing is working you turn to an African Diet. a african diet is when you eat no food and drink nothing for a long period of time any where from a few days to a few week depending on your weight.
Hay dave did you hear tom lost 250 pounds on his african diet. Ya bill i know he was a real cow before but now he looks like a bird with all that extra skin.
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Where a girl or guy is giving you head or having sex with you, and right before u cum, u pull out and jizz in there ear, resulting in an earplug.
"Last night my b/f pulled an African Earplug on me and i still cant hear out of my left ear."
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