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After Blowjob Kiss

The kiss you give your girlfriend after she sucks your dick because if you don't kiss the lips that pleasured your penis, then you're a hypocrite. (Kissing is vital to some girls and women during and after sex)

*le gf comes up from giving you head*

(You may not want to kiss her but you do it because she swallowed your load)

*gives gf an after blowjob kiss*

(Makes gf happy)

by SatansHelper69 November 27, 2013

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The day after tomorrow

1) Not today, or tomorrow, but the next day.
2) A hollywood screenplay focusing on the dawn of a new ice age and the end of civilization as we know it.
3)Weed.

1)The day after tomorrow is two freaking days away.
2) Woe, that movie could be good, except it's way unrealistic about a lot of things
3)Hey man, lets go smoke the day after tomorrow...it's crazy shit.

by w00t July 21, 2004

70๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


after sex selfie

a selfie taken after sex, sometimes abbreviated to ASS

Hey bro did you see my ASS (after sex selfie) last night?

by losershitface April 9, 2014

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Life after Death

The Notorious BiG second album Release after his death
It is one of the best album that biggie made

Sky's the limt
Hypnotize
Nasty Boy

some of the best songs of Life after Death
BIG RIP

by c-ice June 26, 2008

47๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


The morning after pill

Sometimes emergency contraception is needed to prevent pregnancy after sex - for example, if the pill is missed, a condom breaks or in the case of being sexually assaulted. The morning after pill is a form of emergency contraception that must be started within 72 hours of having unprotected sex.

Girls- if u r raped or whatever make sure u take the morning after pill!!!

by ball_master August 29, 2005

50๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


blowjobs after marriage

Do not exist.

Don't marry her, dude. There are no blowjobs after marriage.

by dhfhds May 13, 2011

106๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


month after pill

An abortion.

Bro 1: That slut I banged last month skipped her period.
Bro 2: That's not cool.
Bro 1: No worries, she took the month after pill. Problem solved.
Bro 2: Well played.

by Undeployed April 1, 2010

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