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a group of alcoholics that are the opposite of alcoholics annonymous
dad: did u go to ur AA meeting today?
me: no i went to alcoholics unanimous
dad:??
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Those little tiny bottles you get in airplanes or out of the minibars in hotel rooms that make you feel like your a little bitch.
excuse, stewardess, can i have some "airplane alcohol" please?
are you a pussy, sir?
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Addiction to hand sanitizing, a common pandemic disorder.
He sanitized his hands after touching any item, even if it had been sitting undisturbed on his desk for years. 'You can never be too careful', he said aloud, every few minutes, in denial of his isopropyl alcoholism.
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A person who consumes many different alcoholic beverages while drinking.
Joe: "Hey Rob, look at Nash at the end of the bar drinking a glass of wine."
Rob: "So what?"
Joe: "Well he just had a shot and a beer and before that he had a margarita !"
Rob: "Wow ! He's a discovering alcoholic."
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a person who is of legal drinking age and uses his/her privilege to provide alcohol to minors that he/she keeps contact with
Dude you got any booze?
No, but I can call up my alcohol contacts, they'll get me some.
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A term used to describe a beverage not worth consuming. This term is usually used to refer to cocktails made without alcohol, but it can be used to describe any drink that does not contain alcohol. Unless you are underage or driving, there is zero reason anyone would consume an alcohol-free beverage.
Tim: I'll have an alcohol-free margarita
Steve: Why? Are you the designated driver?
Tim: No, I just don't like drinking
Steve: This is a bar, and we serve alcohol. Please leave and be sober elsewhere.
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Like a food potluck. Everybody brings an alcoholic beverage of their choice which will be shared with the rest of the guests at the "potluck".
Let's bring this Vodka to Emily's party. It's an alcohol potluck so there will be a lot more alcohol to chose from!
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