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A dumb bitch who is also retarded and gets fucked by cows. Ariels usually look like the crossbreed between John C. Reilly and a ran-over banana. Ariels are idiots and should be grabbed by the throat like an ice cream cone and given a full force infinity smack. If you read this, Ariel, I am going to fucking kill you.
Ariel is a dumb dumb.
"My husband divorced me last night, my dog died, I got laid off, I am getting evicted, and I have a terminal disease.... but hey. At least I am not Ariel.
A dumb bitch who is also retarded and gets fucked by cows. Ariels usually look like the crossbreed between John C. Reilly and a ran-over banana. Ariels are idiots and should be grabbed by the throat like an ice cream cone and given a full force infinity smack. If you read this, Ariel, I am going to fucking kill you.
Ariel is a dumb dumb.
"My husband divorced me last night, my dog died, I got laid off, I am getting evicted, and I have a terminal disease.... but hey. At least I am not Ariel.
Ariel is so fucking hot and sexy. He like banging einat schnitzer in doggystyle and fucking liam's sister in the bathroom. He likes to slap guy in the ass and is a future dilf.
Oh yes ariel, harder, harder. Im CUUMMINNGGGGG
Ariel is a funny and chill guy who doesn't take anything too seriously. He likes to laugh and is always looking for something new to try out. He is smart and gets bored easily so he always has a lot of friends to entertain him. Animals love Ariels, so prepare for a lot of excitement pee.
Ariels can also be intense in life and in bed. They usually have sexy eyes. They have lots of natural confidence and never back down from a fight. Don't get into an argument with an Ariel unless you plan to withstand a typhoon of words. If an Ariel likes you you'll have a loyal, caring friend for life. Ariels keep the world humble and on its toes, but also in a good mood.
The name Ariel is from Biblical Hebrew and literally means "lion of God." In Shakespeare's The Tempest, Ariel is a sprite who acts as a spy for the magician Prospero. Sneaky! Ari Gold plays a funny and clever agent in the tv show "Entourage," where he works hard, plays harder.
Look at Ariel – he's just a hot guy bein' a hot dood.
Ariel is so cool, I wish my name was Ariel.
a beautiful individual that loves her friends and dose not agree with adults she is very rebellious and has a fine ass everyone loves her for one thing and that is pleasure
i did an Ariel last night
He might seem a bit weird at first, which is because he is. But overall, a great person and friend. If you find an Ariel u should prob marry him, unless hes taken... skill issue. He's also tall so he'll be able to get the cookie jar on the top shelf.
"Hey who's that handsome tall looking fella over there?"
"Idk broski, looks like an 'Ariel' to me"