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The little bits of poo which can get stuck in the hairs around your bum hole and not get found till dried out, the next day
Billy was in a hurry wiping his arse and carelessly left some arse crackers which remained undiscovered till he wiped again the next day.
A word used to describe how you and your arse is feeling the morning after drinking a load of Bulmers.
It can present its self in the form of diarrhea, constipation, flatulence, stomach aches or even be used to describe how your feeling the next morning in your head.
I shouldn't have drank all those Bulmers last night, I've a bad dose of Bulmers Arse now...
David Beckham has a lovely collection of arse scarfs.
That bum scarf really brings out the colour of our eyes.
For a situation not bad enough to say fuck.
"You can't make it anymore? Oh arse off, we all know you actually just don't want to come."
getting told off as in being severly told off , even being shouted at. Usually used in work situations, army and at school.
at work, "i got my arse- chewed the other night for not locking up correctly"
An individual who never does anything half-arsed.
Phil: Terry always puts 100% into to every job.
Stu: Yep. He sure is one hell of an arse whole.
Cloud of fetid colon vapour usually accompanying a fart. Should be invisible - note: if it is a brown and red spray that settles on the furniture, ceiling and walls then your digestive organs have exploded out of your arse pebbledashing your mum's living room with your intestinal blood and faeces.
Tommy's forever surrounded by a cloud of arse gas the stinky fudge slumper