the escape artist

When a testicle moves up and is pushed up into the area above the penis, behind the pubic area. This back door results in an empty scrotum and a bulge will occur in the pubic region. This can occur when sitting on the toilet with an awkward position or during/after lots of sex.

This has been dubbed "the escape artist" or "the Houdini"

*Caution* if trying to attempt this trick slight discomfort may occur and possible permanent lodging can happen. It is recommended that you do not attempt to force your balls where they do not belong unless they disappear on their own.

Dude guess what! I was taking a fat crap the other day and one of my balls pulled the escape artist and I started freaking out!!!

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The Escape Artist

When you are doing a girl from behind in front of a window, have a buddy with similar cock size hiding in the other room. After going at it for a while switch out with him, go around to the window and wave at your girl.

Friend 1: Dude, me and my buddy gave my girlfriend the escape artist last night. You should have seen her face!

Friend 2: HAHAHAHA

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Con-artist

{kon-ahr-tist}

noun, Informal.

1. a special breed of talentless artists who are adept only at performance art rather than painting, drawing, sculpting, singing, playing musical instruments, composing music, textiles and costuming, etc.... You know. Legitimately making works of genuine art.

2. a person adept at swindling thousands (if not millions) of dollars from the academic and art worlds via self-marketing and bullshitting their potential wealthy (and culturally gullible) art patrons.

3. See also media whore.

Abramović's set up a temporary site installation of her pissing on a golden toilet reading the New York Post for 7 hours a day and getting paid in the six figures by the Koch Brothers? That bit of performance art is crap. Con-artists like here are the worst.

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adopted artist

an artist who is supported by a city not of their origin.

"this picture was taken in milwaukee... i recognize that calatrava-designed bridge. he's the city's adopted artist, i believe."

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Artist Bangs

Hairstyle common with female creative types. Usually, but not always black in color. Artist Bangs will usually look like are cut by themselves to represent their quirky-ness or creative skills. Prime Example: Zooey Deschanel

Guy 1: Yo, I met this girl the other day, she was really pretty. She does oil painting every now and then.
Guy2: Does she have Artist Bangs?
Guy1: Ya! How'd you know?!

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Speedball Artist

A connoisseur of the speedball, in its most general form, a combination of a depressant and stimulant, to enhance the positive effects and mitigate the negative effects that would be felt with administration of either drug alone. Typically it involves simultaneous co-administration of cocaine with a powerful, short acting opiate such as heroin, fentanyl, or a fentanylogue.

Speedballs are sublimely pleasurable, incredibly addictive and quite dangerous. To accomplish with any reasonable degree of safety they require vigorous self-discipline and extraordinarily deep reservoirs of knowledge and experience with the drugs in question, as well as consideration of one's tolerance, general health condition and relative quality of the specific doses about to taken. Attempting a speedball is a highly dangerous process, but those who survive to develop their routine and practice it thousands of times are called speedball artists in reference to the fact that staying alive while maximizing the pleasure from it is as much an art as it is a science.

"What's his drug of choice?"

"He's a speedball artist. Coke and fentanyl specifically. Shit's incredibly dangerous, but somehow, either from luck, skill or some crazy combination of both he's managed to go for years without ODing... yet."

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Con artist

Mothers that go to Vegas and tell their daughters they’re in the hospital

I’m in the hospital I can’t talk bye lol CON ARTIST

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