do you want a hammer?

This is said when someone unintentionally makes a loud noise.

1) *Drops plate*
2) Do you want a hammer?

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Do you are have stupid?

this is the ultimate trap card you can use when someone's being a bitch

my mom: do your chores
me: do you are have stupid?
my mom: what?

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how do you feel?

rhetorical question,asked after one has failed terribly

guy 1: dude,let's go watch the new Twilight movie!
guy 2: (shaking head) how do you feel??

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do you know the way

A question asked to random strangers in public, followed by annoying clicking noises and uganda, plus knuckle the echidna is involved, if this happens to you run

Hello, do you know the way, click click click click.

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do you want fries with that?

A phrase said by millions of fast food resteraunt workers every day.

Customer "i want a cheesburger"
Cashier "do you want fries with that?"

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do you want a medal for that?

(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".

A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...

B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?

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don't think about it, you just do it.

a mixture of sports quotations such as adidas with a hint of originality and innocence. it is a term that is described to take a wild action that should be done spontaneously and without using the mind. much similar to the creater of this phrase.

very commonly used by Leo and carry forwarded by Eetu and Rohan.

person1- dude do u think i should jump from that building to my death
person 2- don't think about it, you just do it.

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