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Asian fail: (v) The act of asian failing is getting a B+ in any class, particularly math. It usually results in massive asswhupping by angry asian parents.
Ellen: Xiao Min asian failed math!
Matt: Her parents are gonna kill her. Plus, what kind of asian fails MATH?
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Asian vagina. Pussy. A tight asian vagina.
Dude, she wields the asian grip. That pussy was sooo fucking tight! She went ninja on my cock!
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A female from the continent of Asia (eg China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Thailand, Malaysia, Laos etc). The females from this region are notoriously attractive and set apart from their caucasian counterparts by their smile, non-abrasive features and slim figures.
However this is not to say that all asian females are attractive, but the ones who are are very much so
"Damn Jen is hot."
"Where's she from?"
"Oh, she's an Asian Female."
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A female human as viewed by Americans to be of descent from an Asian country. (For instance, Japan or China.) Typically considered to be hotter than the average Caucasian girl, as viewed mostly by horny men...
Mors277 should learn how to spell before posting a definition that looks like a 4-year-old asian girl wrote it.
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Morgan. Any Asian named Morgan.
Did you see that dumbass Morgan? I want to beat that Bad Asian's bitch ass!
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asian moms usually care mostly about looking young and will do anything for self benefit($)
dads usually don't give two shits about their children and shitty wife and chase other asian family wives(who play along with him and take advantage of all his money)
Asian parents usually call their kids stupid and useless for making simple mistakes. Especially mistakes that were meant to be made (their first try on something they never learned). They will ALWAYS compare you to their friend's kids and will talk shit in front of you. They will compliment their friend's kids like they are a godsend and say that their own kid has no future. Oh, and if it's the dad compliment someone's kids, then it's usually a housewife's kids. He will say how good he is with kids and talk about how good he is at cooking. Remember when Facebook came out around 2000s and everyone was being sheeps? WeChat is the asian app version of that. For asian parents. Thats where they talk shit about their own kids on that app while telling friends every single activity that they did that day. Because they are quirky and active. Also, they will never admit wrong. They are always right.
Asian Parent1 (Dad): Oh my son is so fucking autistic, he's a retarded fucking cunt. By the way, I love your kids they are so adorable *kiss noises*
Asian Parent Housewife Who Clearly Has a Rich Husband and Two Kids: Oh~ thank you~ mmm~ your money- i mean kids are not that fucking degenerate at all~
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The designation given to instant noodle packets with the intention of consuming them in their raw and uncooked state. It is customary to add the included seasoning package to enhance flavoring.
Oakley: Im hella hungry, but we have nothing left to eat...
Asian: Dude... we have ramen left...
Oakley: (Smirk) ...Asian Popcorn
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