Attack On Titan

An amazing anime with one of the best graphics i've ever seen and its impossible to explain since anything can spoil the show, also don't get attached to any characters as they're probably going to die(hint hint marco). Also everyone in the show is good looking and DON'T trust manga readers as they spoil everything

person 1: have you heard of the anime attack on titan?
person 2: Yep its a pretty good show except for the lady who gets horny experimenting on titans
person 1: ok..

7👍 1👎

Whack Attack

A Whack Attack is when someone or something causes you frustration, mystifies you, disrupts your train of thought or simply makes you want to freak out.

Your stupidity gives me whack attacks.

70👍 30👎

Emo Attack

Emo Attack is when a person confronts/whines to you about feelings. The person attacking does'nt need to be emo.

-"You've changed..."
-"i have..?:o like what? Apperance?"
-"I could'nt give a fuck about looks!! Think I'm friends with you just because of that??!?!
-"eh... Whats wrong?" (wtf crazy bitch:S)
-"Are you completely IDIOT?!?! I totally lost all my respect for you! How can you continue with that girl after what shes done! Dont whine to me about it, because i dont care anymore!"
-"fine....*cough* loser"

-Classical emo attack, i couldnt care less.

94👍 43👎

russian attack

The unexpected, sometimes(though not often)accidental, intrusion into the "wrong hole". Often occurs in the heat of the moment, and can be catastrophic to a relationship, especially if no lubrication is involved.

"Yeah I gave that chick a russian attack last night, it was funny as hell....but I'm not to sure she was happy"

49👍 20👎

Heart Attack

A sandwich containing extremely fatty food eg a bun with bacon/sausage/egg/haggis all deep fried.

Can you get me a heart attack for my lunch?

66👍 29👎

Shark Attack

A Sexual prank where you pool the front of a woman's strapless dress or shirt down, exposing her breasts in the process in front of people. Also known as getting "Sharked".

"Wow, that was an amazing Shark Attack, right as she was accepting the award Alex Sharked her."

124👍 61👎

McHeart Attack

A heart attacked caused by high body-fat content, specifically obtained by frivolously eating too much fast food.

Mama Cass died from a McHeart Attack

32👍 12👎