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It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open.
Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.
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a meme that was shot on a ring cam
open the noor plzzzz
When you have to lube a finger and put it in your ass before using it.
I have to commence an opening ceremony before I shit or it will tear me apart.
When you take a dump so large and exhausting that it takes a while for your anus to fully return to full tension.
There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open
Holy f**k that was a tough one, I think I have an open porthole
I better not take a bath, I might fill up
A girl who dates a guy,who immedately after they break up becomes or tells everyone that he is actually gay.
My sister is a closet-opener, her last boyfriend is now dating a dude.
Astolfo opening aka gay opening Is a opening in chess when you can win in four moves when your enemy Is really stupid, you just have to move your Queen to f7 while Its protected by bishop from c4
"astolfo opening Is used by gay people because its skill issue"
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-Refers to the fact that a girl is looking/ accepting suitors and hook up buddies.
-Especially when in pursuit of someone specific
Megan: Holy shit Maura, he's so hot.
Maura: Is the deli is open for him?
Megan: Fuck yes