badger fun

when a person dances and plays games with loads of badgers. they sing songs such as "lord of the dance" by barley bree and "toxic" by britney spears.
to play games with badgers such as chess, checkers and cludo.

"im having loads of badger fun right now" said to billy over the phone.
"yeah" said billy.

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Honey Badger

Daniel Ricciardo. Daniel is the Honey Badger. Fearless and doesn’t give a shit about things that don’t matter to him

“Who is that?”
“that’s the honey badger”
“oh, daniel Ricciardo.”

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Dirty Badger

To be a dirty fuker,

1. to perform the sex

2.not washing

3. have really elicit fantacies

dave: i took her back to mine last night for a bit of you know what
paul: hahahaha you dirty badger

man1: would you take a shower you dirty badger
man2: fuck off

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Beer Badger

A most evil creature who would run 30 miles to ambush you on your way home from the local to rub your head in the dirt, rob you of all your money and your entire memory of the night's events.

I felt fine in The Swan and Three but woke up with a banging headache and no idea of how i got home!

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Vag Badger

noun. One who continuously attempts to get a girl's attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.

Colin: Hey Anna. I know I just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but Hey again!!

Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.

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badgers den

1) A place where badgers live

2) A vaginal opening

Hmm I dont know whether this badgers den has been marauded by a hound recently but its a very beautiful mound isnt it?

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badger song

A song that is about badgers, mushrooms, and snakes.

the badger song is cool

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