barking abbey school longbridge

a school full of wet donnies and midgets who think they're roadmen. honestly yeah, there are fights everyday. don't come here. year 7s who are dealing ppl think they're finna get married. everyone thinks they're hard

barking abbey school longbridge is a school full of wet donnies

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arf bark grrr

Arf bark grrr is a sentence that i FREAKING use no one else. YOU CAN FREAKING BITE ME IF YOU TRY TO COPY MY FREAKING WORD SO BE GONE EVIL DEMON OF THE NIGHT. love you

stranger:"hey hows your day?" me:"arf bark grrr!" stranger:"ok you seem like a demon."

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we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.

Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay

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Mexican bug-eyed barking rat

A Chihuahua. Not even close to a real dog. They constantly tremble and shiver and lick their dicks.

For decades,breeders and pet stores have been passing off Mexican bug-eyed barking rats as dogs and calling them Chihuahuas

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Barking abbey school boy

Someone whos bun nd butters. A lot of em tend to be gay

Barking abbey school boy lyk zain who is gay nd lyks to give boys head

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brown dog is barking at the back door

The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.

I'll be back in a minute, the brown dog is barking at the back door

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Barking Up The Wrong Tree

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, let me tell you a story,
'Bout a company called Bark, claimin' they got glory,
Parental control's their game and what they sell,
But I gotta speak out 'cause there's some stories to tell.

(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.

(Verse 2)
You say you protect kids from online threats and more,
Monitoring their messages down to the core.
But privacy concerns arise with every scan,
Invading our lives like an unwanted man.

(Bridge)
We all want safety for our children online,
But trust should be earned, not just a thin line.
Bark may mean well in its noble quest,
Yet it's crucial to question how far we invest.

(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.

(Verse 3)
Let kids grow and learn without constant surveillance
Teach them responsible use through guidance and patience
Respecting privacy is key in this digital age
So let's find better solutions that truly engage

(Outro)

Bark may have good intentions at heart
But let’s rethink monitoring from the start
Empower families with knowledge instead of fear
That’s how we'll create an atmosphere sincere.

"Barking Up The Wrong Tree" is an AI-generated soon-to-be meme song.

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