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A drinks combination that involves a bottle of beer or cider along with a Jägerbomb. Surprisingly refreshing this combination is only made better through low prices often found in student bars.
Me: can I get a Barry Special please.
Barman: A what?!
Me: .... A bottle of Bud and a Jägerbomb please.
Barman: £4
Me: Sweet.
*sighs* you may be wondering who sophia is... welll...lets jst put it this way *chuckles to themselves* shes a brown ally. she said so herself. like fr tho. i mean good for her ig. sophia is tall. and has freckles. brown freckles to be exact #ally #antiracism. sophia also reads kafka liek an emo espresso depresso and yk what ppl like that drink-straight black coffee-look at that antiracism again. pop off queen. so to sum up.... pwease pwease pwease jst apprweciate teh sophias in ur life. cmon pwetty pwease jst for me. *looks up with tears in big bwight orbs of their eyes*
Person 1: wow i rlly want someone to appreciate me as a brown individual
Sophia Barry: *pops up out of thin air* brown's my fav colour.
Is often known as being the "fountain of all knowledge" but he has an alter ego known as "bobblehead" who should be avoided at all costs, especially after the hours of 12am if you want some sleep!
Well Known Barry quotes:
"Westlife would be nothing without Shane"
"Oh have you ever seen Twin Peaks?"
"Stop contradicting yourself" (when you are NOT contradicting yourself!)
Friend of Barry Woodyatt "Man did you get any sleep last night?"
Friend of Barry Woodyatt "No bobblehead was chatting biscuits all night!"
A fucking asshole who has a small dick, no family, and no friends.
"Yo, is that Peter Barry? He's a fucking asshole."
A man in the autumn of life who demonstrates a level of speed previously achieved during a bygone youth.
"Did you see that Barry Bolt at the Queen Mother Sport Centre yesterday? He ran so fast, his toupee flew off"
A true gentleman. Barry is someone who can make you laugh instantly. When you meet your Barry, you will fall in love at first sight. Generally likes to stay away from stereotypes. A Barry is a romantic at heart, a sentimental lover. He is quite the poet. Although he appears confident, he suffers from low self-esteem. He's beautiful blue eyes are breath taking. You will never forget your Barry, you will always be in love with him.
You are incredible Barry-Walsh