101% based

A title bestowed on someone who is 21% based, 20% cringe, 20% gigachad, 20% omegalul, and 20% poggers. The only known person to have achieved this level of based and survived is twitch streamer Josh Strife Hayes, a creator of high quality second monitor content.

You watch twitch streamers with your spare time? That's pretty cringe. Oh, it's Josh Strife Hayes? Oh wow nevermind, you're 101% based!

Holy Based

When something is so unfathomably Based, it becomes gospel.

It is a common occurrence for netizens who read something based to such a degree to automatically respond with "HOLY BASED". Notably, the concept of 'Holy Based' and the response, "HOLY BASED" are different, but do still remain causally related.

Commentor 1: *makes a racist comment*
Commentor 2: "Wow, Looks like we have an edgelord here... etc. etc. *typical uncontrollable redditor moral gibberish response*

Commentor 1: *makes another racist comment*
Commentor 3: "HOLY BASED"

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Based Lifter

A Based Lifter is a beast lifter who is also Based and Epic. The CEO of Based Lifters is Logan Rees He's the most based person ever and an absolute Animal in the gym.

That is so based!!! He is a Based Lifter!! FUAHHHH!!!

base clogger

In baseball, a slow runner that holds up the runners behind him.

The team probably could have scored two runs on that play if not for that base clogger Johnson!.

base head

A crack addict. This is because crack cocaine is a freebase form of cocaine hydrochloride.

Man, that guy smokes so much rock. What a fucking base head.

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33rd base

when you meet your girlfriend in an empty movie theatre and proceed to have sex but this can only take place if the movie you are watching is a horror

jose: dude i made it to 33rd base last night
juan: no way...what movie
jose: the grudge
juan: nice

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Touch Base

To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.

"I'm just calling to Touch Base to see if you need our crappy product/service."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."

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