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Someone who always has an answer for everything and then puts on a 'told you so' face after proving their point in nearly all situations.
Husband "Can we move the boiler up to the loft so we can start renovations downstairs?"
Wife "No!"
Husband "My workmate Myles did it and said its the best way to do things"
Wife "Bet that Smug Bastard has a huge loft to walk around too!"
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1: A definition for someone that is getting something that other guys consider lucky and want
Sorry for short definition, ^^
Girl1: Oh my cat just got on my lap!
Guy1: Lucky Bastard
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A person that may or may not actually be "skinny," but is in some way weaker, smaller, or less advanced than intermediate/advanced weightlifters and athletes as dictated by Joe DeFranco in Westside for Skinny Bastards.
I used to be a skinny bastard, but after following WS4SBs III, I'm a slightly-less-than-skinny bastard!
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total ass, jerk, somebody getting on your last nerve
My ex-boyfriend keeps calling me even though we've been broke up for over a year, that bastard ass won't leave me alone.
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any place that has its doors open past midnight
After midnight I drove past the gas station and noticed some skirts leaving this bastard house.
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a little bastard is a term of endearment reserved for the offspring a couple that loves each other deeply.
awww look at the little bastard
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A mystical creature that dwells in the forest. Often this creature attacks people on nature hikes. Almost never leaves its tree, this creature looks a lot like an Uphold, very short, ugly and smells like bear droppings.
Damn I was walking thru the woods last week and a tree bastard attacked me.
That tree bastard looks like an Uphold, ugly looking things