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Brad's girl

Brad's girl is Lauren, the prettiest girl to ever exist!
Lauren belongs all to Brad and only him

"who's brad's girl?"
"Lauren is"

by tinydoll May 14, 2023


Brad Turner

Brad Turner is the person you meet in your darkest hour. He makes you smile like its the easiest thing in the world. If you're lucky to be in a relationship with Brad, he'll make you feel like the most beautiful thing in the world.
Brad has many great attributes and talents.
He has great hair, and the most mesmerizing eyes, he plays guitar like a WIZARD and is unusually good at drinking and playing at the same time.
Brad will always take time to say he loves you and is thinking about you when he's far away. Brad will take care of you like you're his prize possession, often times offering to buy you things that you know you don't really need.

But Brad is different than other guys. He deserves more than what he gets and is a diamond that many people pass up. If you ever find a Brad, don't let him slip away.
Brad has the most beautiful mind and is deeper than you could ever know, he's something worth waiting for.

#1 Hey, is that Brad Turner?
#2 Yeah, I wonder if he'll shred guitar for us
#1 Who cares, I've already named our children

by Captkitteh July 16, 2016


Drag the Brad

The male version of a snail trail where a guy's pre-ejaculate leaves a wet spot on his underwear, or other surfaces (e.g. a blanket, couch cushion, a partner, etc.) typically after heavy petting or teasing.

That lap dance made me drag the Brad.

by Jesterlestat September 14, 2019


Brad Colson

The poorest excuse for a human

Brad Colson is a peice of shit

by Brittlololol September 8, 2018


Brad Toth

The god and source of all thicc calves in the state of Texas.

Thank you, Brad Toth, for my sexy sexy calves.

by Timmothy McGay May 22, 2019


Bradding Out

when one get's so frustrated that they either hit things or throw things while yelling or screaming.

Kal, no Bradding out! We do not throw our toys when we get mad!

by doridet August 4, 2021


brooklyn brad

an urban-fashioned young gentleman who makes a brief appearance at a party. usually he wears glasses and has a "ball cap" on sideways with hoodie and necklace.

Beth: "did you see that hottie's clothes? He had on glasses and a hat!"

Tina: "for realz, yo! He was hella brooklyn brad"

by lil thing October 12, 2009