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going to Chick-fil-a and saying i would like a Brown Dolphin.
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A person who has the capability to communicate to and/or attract dolphins. Similar to a dog whisperer, a dolphin whisperer is very egotistical and proud of their gift, and often becomes jealous whenever a dolphin shows attention to another person.
Cattie: "The dolphins just keep coming to me!"
Caleb: "That's because you must be a dolphin whisperer."
Westley: "Hey, a dolphin finally's coming to me!"
Caleb: "... Cattie, why did you push that dolphin away? Westley was finally going to touch his first dolphin!"
Cattie: "Because I'm a dolphin whisperer."
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Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.
A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin
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something you say when you are frustrated and mad.
"Dude the english hw takes forever!"
"Really? Go fuck a dolphin."
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I stuck my waffle dolphin into a dolphin waffle.
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While laying into some sweet pussy from behind, a male will ravage his female companion sharply in the rectum. The noise she immediately produces is known as the Dolphin's Cry.
It is easy to judge the character of your broad by this action. If she accepts the anal attack, you can bet your broad gets around (or just really loves it in the ass), yet if she denies, she's a prude. Not to stereotype, or anything. You're looking for an immediate rejection, followed promptly by acceptance.
"Dude, I was fuckin my girl last night and i accidentally slipped it in her ass...hard"
"What happened?"
"She made this noise...like....a....a..."
"Dolphin's cry"
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when you are doing it doggie style and you keep trying to stick it in her ass and she shakes her head and mumbles "eh eh, eh eh", similiar to the sound of a dolphin
me and your dad, beached dolphin, get it, got it, good
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