Rihanna- omg did u see her story on Snapchat
Hannah- yeh bro sheβs so nut shelled
Nut shelled/ looking fucked or ugly
The act of a man reaching climax without any sensory stimulus. Quantum Nutting usually occurs whilst flaccid and requires extraordinary willpower.
"Whenever I think about someone smaller than me falling over, I am able to achieve the Quantum Nut"
Occurs when a male's ejaculation reaches 18 feet at a rate of 42.7 miles and hour, the current world record.
"I'm finna bus, I think it's gonna be a turbo nut" turbo nut finna bus
Someone who is absolutely insane/mentally ill to the point where their thoughts don't even make sense (see example below). Originated by Secret Band (side project of the band Dance Gavin Dance) from their song "High Five".
I'm going nut fuck, Yeah they know this! Suspended in time I have an extra guy inside... my dick. But you no need, I know'd it, learn this, I got pigeon wings tatooed inside my eyeballs! Dude smoke my fresh haircut! I got sexy nipples, spewing roots, uh yeah! I got butts that turn into trucks! I make money growing extra limbs for aliens... that abducted me! But those space bucks never work in any store... I can never get those minutes back!
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A sorry sad sac of a person who is a human being, or lack thereof.
Me: Ryan W is such a nut pouch he sits with his dick in his hand all day long.....except it's a tiny little penis, no bigger than a girls nipple.
My boy: Boy Ryan really is a dickless nut pouch!
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Bust a NUT means to ejaculate. Typically for men, but more and more women are using the term too. Bust a NUT is also referred to as cumming, cum, orgasm, climax, cream, jizz, emit semen, shoot one's load, drop a load, spurt, squirt, shoot one's wad, get your rocks off, etc.
Dude. I can't wait to get home, watch some porn, and Bust a NUT. I need to drain this nutsack badly.
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An annoying, needy, insisting or clingy person whose sole purpose is to irritate by incessant nipping.
Get off my ballsack you fucking nut monkey!
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