teen beard

When a teenager starts getting facial hair and automatically wants to show it off by growing the scraggily few hairs into a "beard" (or any of the other facial hair variations) and parading around.

"wow did you see that 14 year olds teen beard?"

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beard backing

When two heterosexual men share a bed (probably out of necessity) and one accidentally rubs the other man's back with his beard - causing sudden anxiety in both parties

Seb, can you stop beard backing me? It's really freaking me out

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Beard Fag

Trendy hipster type guy who still thinks growing a big disgusting beard makes him fashionable or unique.

Look at that Beard Fag, he still thinks he's living in 2002.

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Vagina Beard

An vagina that hasn't been shaved ever and has a huge amount of hair. Its like a normal beard if you don't shave it for about a year. Except on a girls vagina.

Guy 1: Dude I saw Brittany naked.
Guy 2: Does she have a vagina beard?
Guy 1: Yeah. Yeah she does.
Guy 2: Ew

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Beard Off

A public challenge between two individuals on who has the better beard.

Dude 1: Did you hear that Jay beat Sid in a Beard Off?

Dude 2: Yup, you shouldn't bring a five o'clock shadow to a gun fight.

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grundle beard

synonym of ANAL BEARD. Extremely thick patch of hair between the anus and the ball sack, area also known as the "grundle"

Yo Merril shave my grundle beard for me i cant reach.

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Beard Rape

Randomly stroking a random victims beard, The bigger the beard and the harder the rape, the more points you score.

When we catch bin laden, im gonna beard rape him to the max!

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