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When a teenager starts getting facial hair and automatically wants to show it off by growing the scraggily few hairs into a "beard" (or any of the other facial hair variations) and parading around.
"wow did you see that 14 year olds teen beard?"
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When two heterosexual men share a bed (probably out of necessity) and one accidentally rubs the other man's back with his beard - causing sudden anxiety in both parties
Seb, can you stop beard backing me? It's really freaking me out
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Trendy hipster type guy who still thinks growing a big disgusting beard makes him fashionable or unique.
Look at that Beard Fag, he still thinks he's living in 2002.
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An vagina that hasn't been shaved ever and has a huge amount of hair. Its like a normal beard if you don't shave it for about a year. Except on a girls vagina.
Guy 1: Dude I saw Brittany naked.
Guy 2: Does she have a vagina beard?
Guy 1: Yeah. Yeah she does.
Guy 2: Ew
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synonym of ANAL BEARD. Extremely thick patch of hair between the anus and the ball sack, area also known as the "grundle"
Yo Merril shave my grundle beard for me i cant reach.
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A public challenge between two individuals on who has the better beard.
Dude 1: Did you hear that Jay beat Sid in a Beard Off?
Dude 2: Yup, you shouldn't bring a five o'clock shadow to a gun fight.
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When a guy is deepthroating another guy who has a crazy bush around his nuts and it makes it look like the guy giving the BJ has a beard.
You know my cousin Ryan G? Yeah, well yesterday when I went to his house and we were playing XBOX 360, he wanted to tell me something personal. He told me that he was a "Bearded Giver," and I immediately threw down the controller and left.
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