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beat behind tesco

Having sex behind Tesco

Gonna go beat behind Tesco with this girl

by Smithy boy and the mandem March 14, 2017


Behind every door there is another bail of hay

There is another opportunity out there.

Take a chance.

Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.

by jak8012 July 24, 2018


Behind the times

Somebody who hasn't moved on since 500 AD.

Clovis is now behind the times as a barbarian. He's so unsophisticated, uncivilized, and behind his time.

by Solid Mantis July 15, 2018


eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was fucking the shit out of Watermelonisha and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.

by Edgecs September 5, 2017

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eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was eating Watermelonisa's ass last night, and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell. I was confused at first, but when I figured out what was going on, fuck was it good.

by Edgecs September 5, 2017


no man left behind

the military says this because when they on war or a battlefield, they must kill every living soul and not live any enemies behind. even children babies and girls. none is left alive, not even animals. everyone is dead. they don't even take woman for sex or anything

im proud to serve my country (salute) we don't leave no man behind. we are the proud and the few. the brave and the strong. no man left behind.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 21, 2022


Smokin butts behind Tedeschi's

Those who smoke cigarettes behind the New England restaurant Tedeschi's. They are often unmotivated in life so they choose to smoke butts behind Tedeschi's.

I don't want to be the guy who's smokin butts behind Tedeschi's for the rest of my life.

by mysticpep July 13, 2021