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A person who knows the Bible thoroughly; inside-out.
Rob knows a good deal about Bible. He is one hell of a Bible Fucker.
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Taylor Swift’s iconic album 1989. the most awarded pop album EVER and undoubtedly the best
i’m listening to the pop bible to get in the mood
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A girl or boy who have restrained themselves from sexual relations because they are religious that they have so much pent up sexual frusteration that they resort to other methods of sexual release. EXAMPLES: Backrubs, play wrestling, pool chicken fighting.
Matt was trying to tackle me all night at youth group, he is such a Bible humper.
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a book that is handeled by the name "bible II" but its official name is "Koran" to avoid copyright problems. like most sequels, the koran is not as good as the bible. it isn't even a real sequel, its more like a spin-off and many of the most popular characters arent in it...for example Jesus. others are renamed: god goes now by the name "Allah" and has strong middle eastern accent...kinda cheesy. its simply not the best book and only hardcore fans of the bible should buy this "holy book reloaded".
the producers of the Koran a.k.a "Bible II -the revenge" wanted to fit into todays gangster rap culture so they made ist extrem anti-feministic...but they fucked it all up by wraping the bitches into burqas.
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The most hardest book in the wurl to annotate...
what kind of a teacher would say that she loves children when she makes them annotate the poisonwood bible!?
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A belt awarded for taking the virginity of a very religious person.
*cannot be awarded unless the sex is premarital
*cannot be awarded if alcohol is used to get the sex
Joe: You know that really religious girl who wouldn't hook up with you?
Nat: I still got a brown belt with her dude...
Joe: Yeah, but I got the Bible Belt! #burn #notevendrunk
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Any one of the hopelessly retarded, who believe in a Sky Fairy. who despite their many sins will welcome them with open arms. Following their last encounter with a truely enlightened being, who in a fit of disgust cracks their shit spewing heads open with the nearest garbage can! Also uptight, self adoring, viscious, single minded shit for brains.
TREADEAGEL: Every knee will bow to him, even if we have to break youre legs!
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