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While getting head, right before you cum, you turn around and shit in her face. then you procede to jack off on her chest.
"I gave her a nice hershey blaster last night, she swore that she would never call me again."
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a tf2 primary weapon for the scout class that was nerfed to the ground by valve
its main ablity is when you deal damage you gain a boost but now all it takes is 25 damage or doubble jumping for it to be canceled
scout1: remember the old baby face's blaster
scout2: yea too bad its nerfed
you put your dick in a bong and get it wet with the marijuana wax then you have anal sex to get the other person high
cam:yo i gave my girl a bing bong blaster last night
william:ngl thats gross
When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.
Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure
the best sex act to ever be squeezed from the mind grapes of coco.
Mr. Falcon always gives her at least one Tokyo sand blaster.
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When you put 2 fingers in her vagina and 2 fingers in her asshole. Then in a alternating thrusting action like the blasters of the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars, you make laser blaster sounds as well. You can also quote Star Wars while in the sexual act, like:
"Don't get cocky kid!"
"They're coming too fast!"
I was doing the the
Millennium Falcon Blasters on my girl last night and she screamed like a Tie Fighter!
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A weapon used in the great George Lucas Motion Pictures commonly known as Star Wars.
The weapon uses ion cartridges found in the outer mining planets in the ionic galaxies. Wookies first discovered the ions as a propellent to keep bugs off of their fur. Until the wookies learned the ion compound combusted when under high pressure. 50 wookies died from this sad but neccessary understanding of the ions now used in blaster rifles.
When word of this tragic incident reached the republic they quickily mass produced this for use in guns that would fire a concentrated beam of energy that would realign organic material effectively splitting apart the internal make up of the atoms. Or, in a shorter sense killing the person and hurting them very bad while doing so.
A person was shot by a blaster repeating rifle which exposed a gaping hole in his chest.
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