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A person afflicted with text blindness is so absorbed by walking and texting that they have lost the ability to see oncoming danger.
Text blindness had the dumbass wandering out into trafic. She didn't even see the car coming until they honked!
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To ride in the empty boxcar of the train typically used for freight instead of passengers. Used frequently in lyrics of the blues music genre.
I was a hobo and had to ride the blind to get from Memphis to Chicago.
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Similar to blind luck, but much more skillful.
guy 1: holy shit that was awesome! how did you do that?
guy 2: blind skill.
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While doing it doggystyle, right before you ejaculate you pull out and spit saliva on the female's back, when she turns around you ejaculate in her eyes
Man last night i gave your sister a blind serpent.
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Someone who loves sucking dick so much that they cannot see beyond its base. They don't care who it attached to, they just love to suck on cock. They are blind to everything that happend around them with the exception of cock sucking.
He walked into a dark room, and found someone willing to suck on his cock. He walked out, never turning on a light never knowing who that person was.
A blind cocksucker can stumble past piles of gold, money and other riches, but all they see is the end of the dick that they will stick into their mouth.
They walk around blind in this world, but all they care about is dick. They are as blind as a cocksucker.
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A man places his smooth balls over each eye of a man or woman with an erect pens protruding off the forehead of said man or woman, creating the illusion of a unicorn with weird testicle (blind) eyes. Usually includes variations with another man receiving fellatio simultaneously from the "blind unicorn"/willing victim!
Wow! They really made her/him into a blind unicorn, during that threesome!
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When preforming a man on top style 69 and throat punches her so hard his balls give her two black eyes, similtaneously!
"dude, why does your girl have two black eyes? That's not a good look."
"Nah, it's fine, I gave her a blind pirate!"
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