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Not smart as fuck very retarded watch Pornhub
Brandon you are the the fuck tard I luv. <3
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Brandon is the most perfect and amazing human bean you’ll ever come across in life. Constantly making you feel loved and appreciated, he is so kind and loving, so smart and funny, so determined for the things he loves most and will go lengths for people he cares about. He will notice the things you do and make you feel appreciated and that your efforts are noticed and shows how grateful he is for that. He will write long, sappy messages and make your day and will always be there when you need him. He is so funny you will double over in pain and laugh with tears, he has multiple different laughs that’ll leave you in stitches with each one. He will make you feel like anything can be possible when you love someone so much. He can be so romantic and sappy it’s amazing, can also be a hilarious Dickhead and you’ll love him for those two sides of him, he is the perfect combination of everything, funny, kind, genuine, caring, loving, understanding, supportive, sappy, romantic and just overall perfection in a human bean!
Brandon<3 is a perfect bean
“I love you Brandon” ~Turtle
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Often referred to as a bad B.M. It's the process of running to the toilet, taking a monstrous dump and missing the toilet bowl. The term originated in England in the 14th century when there was a nobleman named Sir Brandon Morris who was noted for taking monstrous dumps in public places for all to see.
Man, I just ran to the can and dropped a Brandon Morris. If the janitor discovers who did it, he’ll kill me.
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A young hot boy who dances for older girls and has many "cougars".
Karissa and Caitlin are Brandon's cougars and expect him to dance for them.
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Brandons are white furry creatures, almost neon white. He lurks around for beagle licking's attention 24/7. They like to flex their small micro sized muscles while around the ladies. If you see a Brandon, you'll notice his tall linky looking buddy.......and a beagle. He likes to lick his mom's clit until it turns into a crusty rasin in his mouth.
" hey brandon & dakota....& beagle, do you want a rasin?"
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a kid who has never wanked over the age of 13 and is overly attached to video games
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The biggest jerk alive. I can't stand this person, he hangs up on me when I call and likes girls all too well, he likes 2014 Forest Hills Drive which is the worst kind of music to listen to when your depressed he used to be a great guy and a best friend, but now he is the biggest jerk ever. Brandon thinks he is better than everyone else, and trust me, HE'S NOT.
Brandon used to be my best friend, however, he puts materialistic things in front of the important things.
Brandon is a jerk.
Brandon doesn't deserve your friendship.
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