Broke the Internet

Often assumed by people who have weak knowledge of modern technology and/or the internets. Sometimes used by people who do have knowledge of the internets to make fun of those who do not.

Old Man: Lets book our holiday online Ethel
Old Woman: *types*
Old Man: Oh no, looks like you broke the internet!
Ethel (Previously Old Woman): Oh noes!

Young Man: lol

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wale broke

Without money; penniless.

Friend- "Hey, you want to go grab some food or something?"
You- "Nah, man... I'm wale broke. :("

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broke-ass

a pathetic fool who is all "busted" up...poor/dumb/lost..

"broke-ass" mo-fo, he's a "broke-ass", that "broke-ass" is confused, he's gotta a "broke-ass" car, wouldn't even consider listening to that "broke-ass" fool for advice

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Broke Off

Drinking an unknown amount of liquor until you become incoherent, and can't stand or belligerent.

Damn, I was broke off as hell last night!

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Broke Joker

Someone who is such a joker, that he would stand out in his jokerhood even amongst a group of jokers. Often found with other broke jokers. Likely to talk that work shit, trick on girls, pretty much get styled on by everyone.

"That guy who's trickin' that girl with the Whopper Jrs is the biggest broke joker I've seen.

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food broke

Understandable, have a great day.

helo food?
food broke
Understandable, have a great day.

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Broke Pocket

not being able to afford poon on you current salery
(having to play pocketpool instead)

i'm tired of bein broke pocket...the hands not good enough anymore.

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