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A Legendary Martial Artist that appeared in many films such as 'Way of the Dragon'
Contrary to popular belief, Bruce Lee is in fact much better than Chuck Norris, not only because of Chuck's ultimate defeat in 'Return of the Dragon', but because of the fact that Chuck was actually taught by Bruce Lee and openly admitted that he was no match for him.
Instance 1:
Kid1: I saw Bruce Lee's film 'Return of the dragon' last night, it looked totally awesome and real!
Kid2: That's because it is real, Bruce Lee actually fights in his films
*HONOUR*
Instance 2:
Kid1: I'm gonna knock you down! My fists are like Chuck Norris'
Kid2: I'd like to see you try! My kicks are like Bruce Lee's
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A closeted gay man who betrays his own people.
Based on the phrase "Uncle Tom" (a black man who betrays his own people) and the recognition of "Bruce" as a stereotypically gay name.
A gay senator who votes against gay marriage rights is one example of an Uncle Bruce.
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Two hard nips, see Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan.
Look at the Bruce and Jackies on that!
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Nerds worship him, women love him, did I mention nerds worship him?
People at www.superherohype.com/forums are obsessed with bruce campbell.
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Not only the best songwriter in the world, an awesome guitarist(although he still does not measure up to Eric Clapton)
"in the day we sweat it ou;t on the streets of a runaway american dream, at night we ride to mansions of glory in suicide machines, sprung from cages on highway 9, chrome-wheeled, fuel injected and steppin out over the line" (Born to Run by The Boss)
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n. someone who is obsessed with killing and has a propensity to keep living / or die hard
something of the nature of Bruce Willis in any Die Hard - please ignore The Sixth Sense
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One of the smoothest dudes on earth. Kind of a nerdy name but it’s only because he’s so smart plus gets all the bitches literally. Why limit yourself to one girlfriend when you can have many. Mike Guzzi changed his name to a Bruce Nelson and then he started getting so much ass and bread .
Hi my name is Bruce Nelson and I’m a Muther Fucking G.
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