bug lamer

An annoying person desperately searching for errors (bugs) in online video games to take advantage and hide their lack of skill, but the only thing he/she accomplished is be ridiculed and look like a complete fool.

n00b: lolz i can shut u inside this rock!! u suxz!!1

pro-gamer:fucking n00b bug lamer

pro-gamer:*throw granade*

n00b was killed by pro-gamer.

n00b: wooooot?!?!?! 0.0 u hax0r!!1

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bug zapper

a term used to describe a girl whose pussy is so stanky that if a bug were to land on it, it would die instantly

Jon: Bob, did you go home with that gorilla looking girl last night?
Bob: Yea man. Fuckin' took it down.
Jon: Ohhhh Bob you put your dick in that bug zapper?

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Chug Bug

The feeling you get after chugging more beer than your stomach can comfortably contain. Basically you stand there, swallowing repeatedly and not talking to anybody, until the danger of puking fades and you can continue drinking.

Look at this kid, standing there like a statue. He's definitely got the chug bug.

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y2k bug

"Year 2000 Bug"

1) A software bug caused by the use of 2-digit numbers to represent the 20th century year. When the date became 2000, some software thought it was actually 1900 (or some other incorrect date).

2) A bunch of bullcrap made up by paranoid doom-saying wackos and the computer-ignorant media.

1) I have to fix the Y2K bug in this old Cobol program.

2) When the Y2K bug hits, planes are going to be dropping out of the sky!

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bug eyes

1. eyes that bulge exordinarly far outside of the eye sockets. They are kind of scary looking.

2. eyes that belong to bugs

The scary looking lady had these huge bug eyes.

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Fuck Bug

A random physical pain during sex that completely kills the mood.

"I was going so hard with cindy till i got this fukin fuck bug in my ass."

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Love Bug

A bug that literally does nothing besides have sex all day. Every May and September is "love bug season", when they infest the southeastern United States in month-long cycle of reproducing and dying.

They don't bite, carry disease, or eat crops, but they do annoy the hell out of everyone because there's so many of them.

These love bug carcasses are ruining my car's paint job!

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