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When one inadvertently purchases an app or in-app item from one's "smart" phone while it remains in his or her pocket.
Sebastian had to email Groupon to cancel his order of a 10-Speed Waterproof Vibrator after he accidently butt bought it.
Liz made a butt buy of 22222 Boosters in Candy Crush Saga.
Simply put, explosive, liquid shits. Often induced from too much alcohol and poor dietary choices.
Never again will I consume that much tequila. I've got some firey butt batter today. It's so explosive I'll need to perform a peripheral wipe when I'm done.
a smoker of tobacco cigarettes, or butts.
don't be a butt-sucker, it's filthy, and not in a good way.
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The act of inadvertently calling someone on a cellular phone, when your phone is in your pocket, or purse, or some other seemingly inconspicuous place where it should not be making calls.
Your Crazy Ex: Hey, I saw that you called. What's up? Wanna hang out? Wanna get back together? I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!
You: Eh, sorry for the confusion, but I didn't mean to call. I must have butt dialed you.
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1. An unfortunate side affect of buttsex, butt fatigue affects 1 in 2 gay people
Malcolmb had such bad butt fatigue that he couldnt sit down for a week.
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1. The act of routinely coming up with ideas on the spot, especially when under pressure or with a high penalty for failure. This derives from the vaunted ability of journalists and reporters to generate news story ideas with unexpected or novel angles. This term is a logical progression from the phrase "to pull an idea out of my ass". Used as a positive term of praise, a "butt miner" is somebody who is very good at thinking of new ways to cover old stories, or of new stories that nobody else has thought of before.
2. This could also conceivably be a term for a sodomite (or possibly a proctologist) or anybody else who spends a fair amount of time in a butt. But I've never heard this term used that way.
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Reporter: "Hey, I have an idea. Instead of just covering Chinese New Year at the restaurants, why don't we cover the plight of the Chinese staff at the restaurants, who have to work the festival and who can't go home to their families in China?"
Editor: "That is a compelling idea with a human angle, and a novel way of covering a routine annual event. A sterling display of vintage butt mining. Good job!"
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Reporter: "I love Katie Couric. I really admire her bravery in having her own colonoscopy broadcast on TV."
Reporter: "Aye. That's a sterling display of vintage butt mining, no doubt."
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