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The tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.
Rock Hudson always took time to have a nutritional treat of boy butter.
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1. vaginal lubrication; may refer to either natural or artificial means
Sex is always better with beaver butter!
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The greatest joke ever told in history.
1. You want to know the butter joke?
2. Yeah!
1. Are you sure?
2. Hell yeah!
1. I don't want to spread it.
2. Come on!
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Like spooning, butter knifing is laying together with one or more people. Unlike spooning, you lie completely straight like a butter knife and you don't even have to touch the other person. Looks a lot like planking face up or a corpse in a coffin.
Player 1: She won't get out of my bed.
Player 2: Spoon her.
Player 1: No. Spooning is gross. I'm gonna lay next to her like I'm dead. Look we're "butter knifing".
Player 2: You should put that on Urban Dictionary before someone else does. What would forking be?
Player 1: We all know what "forking" is.
Player 2: Painting your toenails is hard.
Player 3: Wait. Look. Do I look dead yet?
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The term made famous by the film Mean Girls
Means too cum on a vag.
'Is your muffin buttered?'
'Would you like me too assign someone butter your muffin?'
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n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) mind.
i.e. A dumb and hot girl.
Man: "Dude, look at that chick, she's smokin'"
Man 2: "I have to agree, but haven't you heard? She's a butter mind."
Hot Girl: "Hoi guys..wanna go play on the highway?"
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Butter comprised of the finest smegma. Bone apple tea.
Janie enjoyed a nice helping of smegma butter on her post coitus toast this morning.
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