buy the ticket, take the ride

(from Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
Creating, and being involved in, a situation that may get you in way over your head-- but deciding that turning back would be a rather uninteresting option

When Kenny and Chris realized that they'd invited six uninhibited drunkards to go boating with them for an entire weekend, they briefly reconsidered going at all.

Chris: Oh well-- buy the ticket, take the ride.

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buy mugs tshirts and magnets

1.What urban dictionary trys to sell you every time you look at a word.

2.The thing that's above this definition.

3.Something that you wouldn't click on.

Bob searches MOAR on urban dictionary.
He reads "buy MOAR mugs, tshirts and magnets."
He is now confused, and so are you.

buy mugs tshirts and magnets

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buy me drinky girl

An asian woman, or a man disguised as one, usually filipeno, who eeks out a living coercing men to buy it overpriced drinks in exchange for conversation. The coversation usually consists of request for more drinks and empty flattery.

recruit "Hey Salt, can I borrow some money I spent all mine at the bar last night."
Ol' Salt "No kidding, I didn't know you could drink so much."
recruit "Well I was buying drinks for this girl I met."
Ol' Salt "Girl eh, you didn't kiss her did you?"
recruit "Well yeah, I was liplocked with her most of the later part of the night, after she got a dozen or so drinks in her."
Ol' Salt "Dude that's a buy me drinky girl, and she was probably a man."
recruit "Noooooo!!!"
Ol' Salt "You sicken me."

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Buy Once Cry Once

To begrudgingly spend money on an item of higher quality or containing more features to prevent yourself from having to buy something else in the future to enhance or replace your original purchase.

"I could buy this cheap gaming computer, or spend a bit more money to buy the one that is more future-proof. Buy once cry once! "

Buy now, pay later

Something that tackles retail therapy. Allowing you to make purchases and pay for it when you’re okay again.

“This day sucked so I’m just gonna buy now, pay later with Klarna. Life is not perfect but my outfit can be.”

Buying a gf for 2k gold

The act of buying a runescape gf for 2k gold

Person 1:Buying a gf for 2k gold
Person 2:ok

I could buy you

Basically, "I am much richer than you, I am also better than you." Used when someone wants to show how much more powerful they are. Another form is "I could buy you and sell you."

"What? You think you are all that? I could BUY you!"

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