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candy corn

A candy made of 90% sugar and 10% crayon wax that appears in stores in the U.S. around Halloween time. The shape and color are supposed to resemble a kernel of corn. Upon seeing these make their once a year appearance, you are inspired to eat a whole package of them, after which you are so disgusted by them that you can't touch them for another year. They are the Halloween version of the Valentine's day conversation hearts.

Mmmmm candy corn, gimme those *snarf snarf snarf*

*puking sounds*

Ohh gawd, may I never see another candy corn.

by Casey May 24, 2006

248๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


floor candy

A girl who looks kind of sexy at first, but she's actually dirty/you're not sure where she's been.

That Ke$ha is nothing but floor candy.

by cooliganPIB April 29, 2010

23๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Grandma Candy

a noun used in substitution of a name to inform others that this person is clutch/consistent. Just like the sweets at your grandmother's house, this person is always there, especially when you need them.

Chad: "Dude, I'm not playing beer pong tonight, I'm in a slump."

Marshall: "Just team-up with Pat, he's grandma candy, he doesn't miss."

by TheCripple March 19, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Candy

A great big, huge fat white line, guarenteed to bring a grin to your face.

"Hey Gumbo, I've lined up loads of John Candy's - come and get yours"

by Shoft-Cock October 9, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


candy tar

A reference to Opium, and/or heroin.

The term was used in Bob Marley's song 'Kinky Reggae'.

In the song he mentions Picadilly Circus (a place in London in the 70's where all types of drugs were widely available, and where Bob was turned on to many different stuff)....

also he says "i went downtown"... popular location to find some nice 0pi as well.

"candy tar all over his chocolate bar"... chocolate bar being some nice high grade hashish.... sprinkling 0pium (candy tar) on a nice indica hash is very synergetic, and i believe Bob was trying to say in the song that he couldn't get addicted to it ("settle down")... just "hit & run", like he just tried it, but then BAM, gotta keep on movingg!!!! yes, it was a nice experience, but he couldnt get fixated on it! But that it was indeed a nice creation of Jah, ("NICE ONE!").....

And 'Ms.Brown' could either be 'brown' cause of the color of the stuff... or she could be "Mr.Brown's" ex-wife? idk... but either way he obviously used "brown sugar" as a metaphor to symbolize how appealing/tempting it looked.... alot of people think brown sugar is heroin, but i dont think bob ever shot up. black tar is smokable though...

Yooo brother, ama be nodding out tonight, care to join the fun? (Insert stoned slack-jawed face here)

- Naaaa, sorry bro. I've had my share of candy tar, but now I got to rideeeeee on!!!!!!! Don't you know I've got to rideeeeeeeee on?!!!!

by psilocybin420 November 20, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Candy Ass

a male who is meek and timid, shows female personality traits. basically a male who wouldn't survive outside the security of his mother's arms reach. Also look at pansy, sissy, fruit, wimp

Mikey Jackson, Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Urkel and any man who scratches and slaps during a fight

by Dr. Know It ALL December 1, 2003

861๐Ÿ‘ 348๐Ÿ‘Ž


candy caning

When a woman (or man) snorts a line of cocaine off an erect penis.

While at the club, the strippers were candy caning all night long!

by jack-spratt October 8, 2009

45๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž