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A sickness where several boys are so addicted to call of duty that they fake sick to stay home and play it all day.
I heard Jimmy has the flu.
No, I believe he has cod-itis.
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Our little piece of heaven on earth.
sand, sea, sun, what more could you want? and its still all there in the winter even if the temperature drops.
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Cod Piece derived from Daniel Radcliffes inner inviting thighs.
Onlooker: (Asks in an interested manner) "Daniel, whats that large object between your legs"
Dan Rad: (Thrusts hips forward and places hands upon hips) "Oh, ch-what, a- thats a- just a- my a- cod piece." (Circulates codpiece and does the rumba)
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call of duty 4. the best call of duty out as of march 2011. the birthplace of the quickscope, the 360 no scope, and spawn killing. the game that shuns hardscopers, noob-toobers, and campers. the game where everyone earned their right of passage, and if youve never played it, then your not a real gamer. better than modern warfare 2, and definitely better than black ops, where the only real way of gaming (quickscoping) doesnt exist. the kill-streak rewards are straight up, and you start out with the best gun in any game. the M40A3.
Bob: have you played cod 4?
Bill: nah i hate that game
Bob: you know bill your a shitty ass friend so fuck off and move out of your moms basement
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to be totally enthralled in a game of Call of duty namely the fourth one...
To be obilvious to the outside world cause you cant stop shooting people.
This disease can soon develop into having no life and no friends.
There is only one known cure for this terrible and lethal condition.... and that is to drinking alot and go find a party that isnt using team speak to communicate
Wheres Cody?
I dont know i think he's COD positive.
Whatev lets party!!!!
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Similar to cockblocked.
If you were cod-blocked or codblocked, something completly unimportant or pointless was keepeing you from playing COD (Call of Duty). Or something happens that eliminates your chances of a great accomplishment.
See cockblocked
Guy 1: "Why do you look so sad?"
Guy 2: "Man I got cod-blocked yesterday! I was one kill from a nuke when the power went out!"
"Man I got codblocked yesterday"
"How"
"Girlfreind stole the game and hid it so I'd spend more time with her"
"Sucks"
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A boy who has turned into a real man. Boys that were 5-12 turned into men after playing COD.
Look 7-year-old Fortnite kid, when we were your age we were Men, playing HALO and being a COD Player, now look at you, you all are gay, and go cry in a corner when someone calls you trash kid.
7-year-old Fortnite kids now: Cries when someone calls them trash
7-year-old COD players then: Trash-talks the guy who called them trash and made the trash-talker cry.
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