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It's a Jersey thing, apparently.
You've got cabbage in your muff, you got cabbage in your muff! You're muff-cabbage!
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An insult for someone who insists on arguing against something that is common sense.
John: "My name is John!"
Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."
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A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!
Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..
Bro 2: hell yeah!
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Someone of reduced intelligence, usually only requiring the bare minimum nutrition to survive.
Jane: Jane like cabbage, cabbage like Jane. Nom nom nom
Jane is a cabbage eater
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German and Russian people
Hey, come her you damn Cabbage Eater!
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Sweat that comes from a ball sack.
Dude there is cabbage juice all over my hand!
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An STD that turns your dick green, turns your balls to cabbages, and makes you cum cabbage seeds
Jimbo slept with a Russian hooker, now he has dick cabbage.
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