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small little strong lil cutie we love calvin hes so hot
Calvin- a strikingly handsome, hawt bald man that all women want to be with. Although he catches the eye of women with his looks, his heart is most beautiful. He is a caring, loving individual that will support his mate in every fashion.
Calvin is such a catch, he’s beautiful inside and out. Any woman that ends up with him is blessed.
Most annoying guy ever; steals all your friends and is hella ugly
Ew is that Calvin?
When a woman invites herself over to your place and doesn't have sex with you
Girl: I'm coming to your place at 2 am
Calvin: Ok, sex?
Girl: No, we are just going to cuddle and I will sleep over and snore
I heard my buddy just got calvined by that smelly girl from england
Well thats what he gets for getting wilth a british "person"
Calvin has a a huge ass dick, so huge he has to stuff it in his sock.
Calvin, what did you stuff in your pants?
nothing, that’s my huge ass dick.
A little bitch who tries to be a gangster but is a small wimp and carries around a knife to look cool.
Look at that little faggot throwing gang signs. What a calvin.