Light up Cane

A jolly euphemism for an erect penis. Perfect for the holidays.

“Hey Devan, have you and Mark set up the christmas decorations?”
“We did, I even found Mark’s light up cane!”

raising canes ice

so crunch so nice
10000000% would recommend just like snow!!!1!

e- i like canes
r- i like raising canes ice
e- same
r-pluh

Cane Cone Cun Difference

#1-Candy Cane Cotton Candy Crystal Meth
#2- what the damn hell does that even mean?

Example 1
Girl 1- you wanna come over, we got the cane cone cun difference?!
Girl 2- heck yes!
Example 2
Boy 1- hey schnuffeluffigus!
Random by stander- what the cane cone cun difference is that guy talking about?