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The all-mighty croissant overlord, as well as the man who will get Jimmy's Mom.
Has 578 allergies, but can still eat ANYTHING.
Hey, Jimmy's mom? Carl Wheezer is pretty fine eh?
he stole my gingerbread :(
person 1: hei, you know Carl ortlieb
person 2: yeah, hes stole my gingerbread
person 1: bruh
Suddenly stop replying during texting, oftentimes after sending a confusing message that would need more explanation, leaving the other person puzzled and annoyed.
1.
A: He just said something about an exam and when i asked what he meant he didn't reply.
B: Yeah he pulled a Carl on me too, he does that a lot.
A: He's gonna have to figure it out on his own then.
2. Stop that right now or i'm gonna pull a Carl on you!
Unlike a Hot Carl, a Mat Carl is when a guy puts on a strap-on backwards (sitcking out from his ass), and butt-fucks another guy with it.
Kirk was begging for a Mat Carl from Jim by not showing up in Vegas...
the simple act of rubbing your beard on your neighbors groin and/or grundle while purring like a kitten.
Ray Kraft gave Maria a Carl Hinel late last night while Billy and Mikey watched in amazement!
When some one shits inside a car hood so that shit can later be smelled through the inside vents
Did you really just do A RUSTY CARL to the Toyota Prius.