Carry On My Wayward Son

Greatest song by rock band KANSAS, better than Point of No Return by a longshot. Simple to air guitar to, even easier to sing/improv to. Used in the greatest show on earth, SUPERNATURAL, and regrettably not getting enough attention. Best when sung as a a duet with an amanda, whilst leg-guitaring.

-lunch-
v: Carry on my wayward son, there'll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest, don't you cry no more!
amanda: DU DU, DU DU, DSH!
both: engage in epic leg guitar.

100👍 17👎

long and hairy, hard to carry

Possible answer to the question: "How's it hanging?".
This expression refers to the alleged lengthiness, hence the weight, of the penis. It also refers to pubic hair.

"how's it hanging?"
"long and hairy, hard to carry"

14👍 1👎

Knife carrying city fans

Manchester City has many supporters who indulge in terrorism at football matches.

If their players do badly some city fans carry a knife and attack supporters of the opposition and nothing gets done by Police.

Man 1: "It's the derby match r kid Man United vs Man City or Citeh as those knife carrying city fans call it"

Man 2: "Yeah mate, United better play poorly unless the city fans go kidnap the United players family and hold them hostage the terrorist scum"

Man 3: "Football is fixed anyway!"

Man 1 and Man 2 revert back to their caveman days and throw their faeces at Man 3 .

carried her to the train station

When you fuck a girl so hard that she cannot walk on her own, and must be carried in order to get home.

I hit that so hard I carried her to the train station.

5👍 2👎

Who's gonna carry the boats?

to go into a transitive state of mental being | tapping into the PTSD of David Goggins experience of Navy Seal hell week training

Whilst bench pressing David Goggins is yelling: "Who's gonna carry the boats?"

25👍 6👎

carry me on da low

When you try to dis somebody withought them knowing you actually did

Chris: yo ima get me sum shoez like mary!! (but they really ugly)
Mary: Shut up Chris, don't try to carry me on da low

14👍 3👎

Floppy Disk Carrying Case

A device for transporting and protecting 3.5 inch floppy disks.

My floppy disk carrying case got wet when it rained, but my floppy disk remained intact and performing at a high level due to the water resistance of the carrying case.

23👍 8👎