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50 cent

Victim of stupit ass hatin motherfuckas that aint got nottin to do wit they lives. He is kinda arrogant but shit if you was him u would be too. Besides he got mad skills. All these people talking shit bout him just hatin, people who are nobody, a bunch of wankstas. The game sucks. In all his songs the only things he says is i love dre & NWA. Nigga cant u do anything besides suckin dres dick?? Not to mention that half of his fuckin lyris are from other rappers like dre, tupac, and all the other rappers the game would like to fuck. N just to let u know 50 aint my fav rapper. I love jada and fat joe and ja tight. Im just keepin it real.

50 Cent can teach yall to stunt

by mami boricua September 8, 2006

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The worst music artist who ever lived. He made up his entire life story about being a gangsta. He is just a stage gangsta. He goes to the studio in normal clothes, then changes into some gangsta-looking clothes and a bulletproof vest and stands in front of a green screen with a fake gun in his hand. He was not shot 9 times, let alone shot at all with a real gun. The medical records show that he was shot 3 times with a paintball gun. Some middle-school kids were just fooling around, and Fiddy happened to get badly injured. 50 Cent is the fakest anyone can get. Hes just a normal black guy from New York who happened to catch the attention of Dr. Dre who was extremley drunk and faded at that time. The only reason 50 cent sold records is because of the rep Dr. Dre and Eminem created for him. 50 cent is fake and his music is just straight up garbage. The Game is so much better than 50, its like Kobe Bryant vs. an average high school basketball player. 50 is also a big snitch, and he's the reason certain people are behind bars. He is the most dissed artist in the history of music. He holds the record for diss tracks aimed at him. 50 cent is also the leader of a boy band known as G-Unit (aka Gay Unit), who are almost as fake as him. 50 cent neve held a real gun in his life, and he is dead scared of The Game and his Black Wall Street. 50 cent is currently working on his third album, which will have a song featuring Justin Timberlake. Clearly, 50 is the fakest. 50 cent's only fans are urban white kids on the East Coast.

White Kid: Yeah yeah, check out my gangsta clothes.
Jamal: Man, don't be a 50 cent, u fake as a mufucka.
White Kid: Don't make me pop u mayn (pulls out a water gun).
Jamal: Pwahahaha...nigga plz (pulls out a glock 45 and caps the white kid)
White Kid: (lying on the ground) I got Gamed.

by LeStephon March 16, 2007

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When he was underground he was one of the best rappers alive next to 2pac and Notorious B.I.G.. Most people don't understand him because they don't listen to his albums completely. The best album that never got released in the late 90's when he was underground is "Power of the Dollar". Listen to this album in Youtube or through Limewire and you'll notice he used to be king of hip hop. Got shot in 2000 nine times, in the hand (a round hit his right thumb and came out of his pinky), arm, hip, both legs, chest, and left cheek. He got dropped off Columbia Records after the shooting. Soon Eminem introduced 50 Cent to Dr. Dre because Eminem listened to his mixtape "Guess Who's Back" and heard 50's talent was incredible and was surprised. Soon he released the album "Get Rich or Die Tryin'" which went platinum 7x and 872,000 copies in the first four days. Soon Interscope Records granted 5 his own label "G-Unit Records" which he signed Lloyd Banks, Tony Yayo, and Young Buck. The Game (also known as "The Lame" or "The Shame") was later signed under a joint venture with Dr. Dre's Aftermath Entertainment. After the departure of The Game, 50 Cent signed singer Olivia and rap veterans Mobb Deep to G-Unit Records. Spider Loc, M.O.P., and Young Hot Rod later joined the label. In July 2007, Kanye West changed the release date of Graduation, his third studio album, from September 18, 2007, to the same release date as Curtis, September 11, 2007. This forced the albums to go head-to-head and compete for higher sales against each other. 50 Cent claimed that if Graduation sold more records than Curtis, he would stop releasing solo albums. However, he later dispelled his comments. When asked again about his threat to retire, 50 Cent stated that, if he were to lose, he will release an album every time a major Def Jam artist releases an album. Although Graduation topped the Canadian, UK, United World Chart, and US album charts, Curtis debuted at number one on the Irish and Swiss album charts, claiming the top spot on the European Top 100 Albums chart. Curtis also topped the Australian and New Zealand album charts (however, Graduation was not released in time to compete on the Australian chart). Graduation's first week sales of 957,000 and Curtis' first week sales of 691,000 meant that the competition resulted in only the second time ever (since Nielsen SoundScan began collecting data in 1991) that two albums sold more than 600,000 in a week in the United States. The first occurrence of such an event was in 1991, when Guns N' Roses released Use Your Illusion I and Use Your Illusion II, selling 685,000 and 770,000 copies, respectively. The first week sales totals of Graduation and Curtis have outsold the first week sales totals of Guns N' Roses' two albums. 50 Cent lost against Kanye West and then he stopped making albums, his album "Before I Self Destruct" that was suppossed to be released in 2008 got cancelled.

Fan #1: Ay dawg, you ever heard the underground album "Power of the Dollar" from 50 Cent?
Fan #2: Schyea homie, that shit was tight as fuck! 50 should of made albums like that!
Fan #1: Yo! I know! For real but he aint wack though and I respect 50, lame or not!
Fan #2: I feel ya cuz. Never flip flop from rapper to rapper. Makes you a flow digger.
Fan #1: (Laughs) Yea and I hate that type.

by Mad Klip November 12, 2007

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