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can be abbreviated to 'food fidgets'. Referring to the medical condition that arises when one is watching a cooking programs late at night, and is overcome by the insatiable urge to eat gourmet dishes.
Food fidgets can be left untreated, or may even be aggravated by going into the kitchen, and realizing that none of the food available could ever be as good.
"Oh man, you have to change the channel, any more Iron Chef and I'm going to have a raging case of food fidgets."
"I had to watch some CSI, the dead bodies my mind off my food channel fidgets."
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Drinking massive amounts So-Co ( Like Janis Joplin) with you're best girlfriend and singing really bad and getting into all kinds of craziness, but having a wicked awesome time while doing so.
Last night Greer and I were Channeling Janis and Now all I want is a greasy breakfast and a diet coke. Wait, where did this hickey come from?!?
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An intermittent struggle between factions within the Holy Nordic Empire, the most notable being the Kulturpoliti, over a series of disputes, the most prominent being the question of legitimate succession to the Imperial throne, following the assassination of Emperor Gissur, by the Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation in 2050.
The Kattegat Channel Conflict is most famous for marking the end of armed military conflict by specialized troops in Europe and North-America, replaced with the massive scale brain-washing of civilian populations, dubbed meta-war, making the Kattegat Channel Conflict the first conflict in history to be fought solely through the control of broadcasting resources.
The conflict is considered to have ended with the collapse of the Holy Nordic Empire in 2066, due to the inability of the warring factions to agree over the matters of succession.
Various factions continued meta-skirmishing in the area well into the 2070's but with little effect.
The primary significance of the Kattegat Channel Conflict is three-fold, firstly it marked the collapse of the Holy Nordic Empire, secondly it marked the end of armed warfare with the advent of meta-war and thirdly it demostrated the dangers of meta-war by the complete meta-decimation of the Scandinavia, which left it a drone-state under the sway of The Eurasian Republic.
Damn, those guys just keep at it like it was the Kattegat Channel Conflict.
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The act of inviting a significant other or lover over, with the intention of having intercourse while the Disney Channel is playing in the background.
Boy: "Parents are gone, wanna come over to Disney Channel and Chill"
Girl: "I'm coming right over with my Mickey Mouse Pajama bottoms."
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A genre of content on YouTube made by pranksters who usually verbally or physically harass people and masquerade that as "entertainment". This kind of behavior is associated with ASPD or APD (Anti-Social Personality Disorder), this kind of species of people should not be supported, though most prank channels have been proven as fake.
YouTube prank channels are the worst content on YouTube, don't support them unless your idiot.
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Democratic propaganda spewers!!!!!
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You know you have Shopping channel - syndrome, when:
- You buy something completely frivolous, just because it's been marketed to you by people with smiling faces.
- When you buy something in the belief, that if you had one you'd use it every single day (ex. bench press), but after finally buying it you use it for a while and then leave it to rot in your basement
- Also, if you buy a product just for the positive image you have in you're head of having one
Marcus finally bought the punching bag he'd been dreaming of, used it for a couple of weeks, and now it just dangles from the ceiling reminding him of his Shopping channel - syndrome