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Something that the world needs that's decades overdue and would be fucking awesome should it ever happen...but probably wont due various reasons. Examples include:
1. DUH! Democracy in Red China. Every time they seem to make progress, shit like big mama(commie internet censorship system) and tienamen square happen.
2. That one Eponymous Guns N' Roses album that Axl has been working on for like twenty years.
In hindsight, probably the absolute most (unintentionally?) genius album title ever.
What do ya figure will happen first? Actual chinese democracy or a new GNR album?
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You give your girl a backrub while fucking her from behind at the same time.
Man : Baby, I'm gonna give you a chinese backrub tonight!
woman: Ok? but what is it?
Man : Don't worry, I'll show you.
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Something very difficult or hard
1) Man, that math test was harder than Chinese Math
2) The minute she took off her shirt, I became harder than Chinese Math
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A term used by the 45th President of the United States racializing the 2020 global influenza pandemic officially named the Corona Virus also known as Covid-19.
"The Chinese Virus is spreading throughout New York and around America".
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n. A "made up" language, like pig-latin, formulated by adding suffixes to letters while spelling out words, thereby obscuring the meaning of the speaker and causing them to "sound chinese." The effect can be intensified if the speaker uses a slightly sing-song inflection while speaking.
Rules:
1. All words are spelled out in full
2. The long forms of all of the vowels are pronounced (i.e. ay, ee, eye, owe, yu)
3. All consonants are suffixed with "ong." The only exceptions are "c" and "q," which are pronounced "chong" and "quong," so as not to be confused with "kong."
Hog Chinese Usage Examples:
1. Profesora Gilmore is such a Bong-I-Tong-Chong-Hong (b****).
2. Hong-E-Long-Long-O, Mong-Yong Nong-A-Mong-E I-Song Jong-O-Hong-Dong (Hello, my name is John.)
3. U-Rong-Bong-A-Nong Dong-I-Chong-Tong-I-O-Nong-A-Rong-Yong I-Song Gong-Rong-E-A-Tong (Urban Dictionary is great).
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This is when a woman is performing oral sex on a man, and right before ejaculation the male thrusts his penis as far down the woman's throat as possible. In reaction to this vile act the woman encloses her teeth on the penis and bites it off.
Dude, why are you crying?
Because last i got a chinese guillotine and I am in pain.
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To hit a foul ball over the backstop and into the crowd.
Yo man, nice chinese homerun; too bad we're in America!!
Your son's chinese homerun hit my pregnant wife and killed her, behind the backstop.
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