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The chocolate a wife 'hides' in plain view so her husband doesn't think to search further and discover the true stash.
I smelled chocolate in the house and immediately found a Hersey bar, I later discovered she had hidden Carmel filled chocolate deeper in the pantry. Her use of tactical chocolate ensured I did not find her stash.
Using a woman's period blood as lube for anal sex.
"Bro, I just gave Lucy a chocolate valentine! She didn't have time to react! It was epic "
The act of French kissing ("frenching", "tonguing", "pipe cleaning", "artery scraping") a rectum by penetration of the anus.
Thr croissant, as opposed to a French baguette or any other carbohydrate, is used as an homage to the traditional lubricant: butter.
This is not to be confused with the "Danish breakfast," eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack.
That chocolate croissant last night was so indulgent that I was dripping butter and chocolate into the next day.
when you getting fucked, and they fuck the shit out of you
DAMN IT, I GOT LAST NIGHTS "FORCED CHOCOLATE" ALL OVER MY SHEETS
The bowel. Specifically with reference to sodomy.
A homosexual enjoys a ride down the "chocolate freeway".
When you put a glizzy inside your girls butt and slurp it out
"Ayo me and my girl preformed the chocolate glizzy."
Whilst partner is behind you they place a finger in the bum, and the same time reaches round and masterbates the male penis.
Laura put a finger up Davies bum and took hold of his penis. She then simentously slide finger in and out whilst pulling his chappy playing the chocolate trombone.