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Christopher Uryan is the hottest, sexiest man in the world. He pulls all the hoes and has an extremely large penis.
Person: “Yo is that Christopher Uryan!? He stuck his cock in my girlfriend and sister last weekend!”
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a guy who found America after the native Americans and after the Vikings and he also commit genocide against the native Americans and rapped minors after he enslaved them and brang them yo Spain so don't celebrate st.patricks day
christopher columbus = old hitler
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A verb named after the great Italian sailor Christopher Colombus, who reached the New World in 1492.
And refers to the act of civilizing or converting an uncontacted native group, specially a hostile one, often by means of arms
Person: The Sentinelese people are hostile to outsiders, have had no contact with civilization and will receive you with a volley of arrows
Me: Just Christopher Colombus the motherfuckers and you're done
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Unbeknownst to most, Christopher Reeve was the leader of NAMBLA. He was subsequently on the receiving end of two CIA death plots, the second of which was a success.
In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"
Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.
Christopher Reeve was the brunt of a CIA/Mossad assassination.
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christopher and alexa are perfect for eachother.. at first christopher will hate, hurt, and leave... but he will come back and find alexa and they will be together... forever and always
christopher and alexa will be together forever.
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Christopher Columbus is CREDITIED with discovering "the new world", but in fact, he didn't.
Hey kids! Who found America!
2nd graders: Christopher Columbus!
No! The Vikings!
2nd graders: o.o
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A thoughtful boy with a heart of gold. He is easily pressured by life's situations and heavily influenced by the people surrounding him. He has many aspirations and knows how to achieve them. He cherishes those he loves in quirky ways. He is widely loved by close friends and family that can see him for the beautiful person he is.
Christopher Robertson is great in bed
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