Fuck a Clock

Derived from the terms "fuck yo couch nigga" and less popular "suck yo cock." "Fuck yo clock" takes the terms to the next level, as coitus with a man's timepiece is one of the most heinous offenses.

Bro: These eggs are cold, man! Go fuck a clock.

Man: Bro you just mad 'cause yo cock just an hour hand.

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Clock Crew

Clock Crew 1337 group of flash animators spreading the loef all around!!

Clock Crew > You

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beat the clock

"beat the clock" is when u're outside home....and u really need to take a dump.thus u start running fuckin fast cause u definitely need a bathroom(i prefer running home,in that case it's true the saying "HOME SWEET HOME :) ) trying to be there before it'll be too late....oh yeah belive me u'll run!!!!!

GIO

like in the movie FORREST GUMP....he started running cause he had to beat the clock.....RUN BITCH RUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahah

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Alarm Clock

The biggest gay. Let's start every day by being attacked and annoyed! Yeeeet

Gerald woke to his alarm clock blaring. In frustrating he beat his gurl Carol who was sleeping in the closet because she made herself a toaster strudel and didnt make one for Gerald. What a hoe she is.

Carol and Gerald don't only use their alarm clock to signal waking up but they also use it to tell them when to 'go to bed' of you know what I mean ;)

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banana clock

A long time member of The Clock Crew, author of such flash works as the Clock Tales series on Newgrounds. Left the Clock Crew for the parody group The Lock Legion after being stripped of his moderator priveleges on the Clock Crew's website, now goes by the alias Banana Lock

Banana Clock, while shaping the clock crew as it is today, has tarnished his name by endorsing a ripoff group.

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Clock Tits

Tits as round as a clock

Dammnnnnn bitch! those are some clock tits

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Clock Munching

1. A person who stays at work longer than neccassary to suck up as much pay time as possible.

2. A person who stays at work to suck up as much overtime as possible.

John is clock munching, he finished his work a half hour ago but has not clocked out yet.

John has clock munched for 24 hrs strait and refuses to go home to his family.

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