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An attention seeking idiot who actually thinks it's cool to be the first person to comment on an Internet article, video, post, blog, etc.
Sometimes, multiple fags do it at the same time, only to look like idiots, as shown below in ex.1.
ex. 1
news story's comments:
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-stop that shit it's getting annoying.
ex.2
some celebrity's facebook page:
-first!!!
-the guy who posted 'first' is a First Comment Fag! thumbs up if you agree!
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When a news outlet or government agency posts obvious falsehoods or manufactures fake consensus, the comments are turned off.
Government Agency Youtube Channel: "Be terrified and afraid; only the government can save you"
Youtube Viewer: "I know this is untrue and harmful. I will post a response."
Comments Turned off.
comments that have the highest number of thumb ups from youtube users. usually, these comments include saying something stupid/irrelevant about the number of 'dislikes' or justin bieber
most of the highest rated comments are also some of the most dumbest.
i'm fking tired of highest rated comments.
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One of the most god awful hang outs of insufferable dick heads and autistic retards on the internet. Stupid ass comments are a common sight and arguments by wannabe intellectuals run rampant. You can't even watch a cute puppy video without finding an ugly racial discussion just a few margins down. No matter how benign your comment may be in a YouTube Comment Section, some body will reply with hate. Half of them can't even spell.
I was feeling a bit depressed over the fucked up state of the human condition lately, so to brighten my spirits, I watched a cute puppy vid. I was feeling happy again but then I made the mistake of scrolling down to that filthy YouTube Comment Section. An appalling slue of cyber jerk comments immediately assaulted my eyes. My faith in humanity is all but gone.
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Quite arguably worst place on the internet, where everything, even the most uncontroversial videos will be flooded by trolls, racists and other different kinds of jerks in seconds, if not nanoseconds.
Person 1: lel, get back to arabistan, you ****
Person 2: Jeez, guys, you're worse than youtube comment section, and that's a high bar to meet
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A term used by myspacers gone facebookers see mytraitor when he/she doesn't know to say write on your wall.
"Yo bro! Instead of commenting you on myspace, I'll just comment you on facebook." "Do you mean write on my wall?" "Oh yah, i guess so, sorry, I'm just so used to saying comment on myspace"
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A person who comments on a post and doesn't feel like their post got enough praise, thus comments again for people to notice them.
Joe Blow is feeling sad
Douche: cuz your gf dumped you? haha.
Jill: Feel better!
Larry: Cheer up dude!
Douche: get a life loser!
Hilary: Wow Douche, screw off you comment attention whore. Where do you find these assholes Joe?
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