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The act of using someone else's joke as your own, and making the previously funny joke, not funny.
Man1: Guess what?
Man2: What?
Man1: CHICKEN BUTT
Man2:Guess what?
Man3:What?
Man2:CHICKEN BUTT
Man1:What the fuck? Stop Dane-Cooking me.
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A person of the opposite sex who feels it is ok and even normal to cook an extraordinary meal for a friend. Said friends are in relationships of their own but secretly in love with each other, so they go about their awkward friendship by supplying their passion through bacon, eggs, and gourmet coffee.
A true friendship cook, cooks for a friend only under the strictest of circumstances.
1.Birthday/Holidays
2.Not feeling well
3.Drunk meals
Yea-weirdest thing, this morning my boyfriend calls me and he’s like "Ally just made me the best dinner, steak, caviar, wine and even candles. I mean were just friends but you should do stuff like that for me"
Is that normal?
Friend: no man..shits fucked up..i think shes just being a friendship cook..but you know what that means...check her closet..bet theres a shrine..
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When someone ultimately rides them selves off with drugs or alcohol,says something stuiped, does something stuiped,wears something stuiped,or someone who is overdoing it to a whole new level
Bro1: “walks in the room jaw side ways with a Mexican hat on a pogo stick with glow sticks for sunnies”
Bro2: bruzzy Ive told once I’ll tell you again you yourve cooked the chook mate seek help
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Standup comedian famous for his wild stage antics and the creation of the hand gesture known as Su-Fi. He has performed many venues including television specials and night clubs. He is also a member of the "Tourgasm" comedy group and recently released a comedy CD.
Dane Cook is so funny I wet myself.
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Some "wierdos" use cooking oil as lube so instead of saying wanking just simply say Cooking Oil.
Person 1: Brb in 15 ok.
Person 2: Cooking Oil?
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Dane Cook is a joke. The most stupidest, unfunny "comedian" to ever walk the Earth. A moron who makes the lamest "jokes" ever heard in comedy. An unoriginal mainstream comedian that steals jokes from ORIGINAL underground comedians, but sadly cheeses these jokes up by changing them a bit, thus taking the funnyness out of them. A disgrace to the word comedian. He's about as funny as a toddler obsessing about fart.
Did I mention he's Catholic?.. Since when the fuck are comedians Religious????
Idiot Cook Fan: LOL! Dane Cook is da maed da funn ees !
Person with an IQ of 10: Do you own a gun?
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A stand-up comedian who has become popular as of late. Known for his wild stories and eccentric manner. He is one of the newest comics on the rise. He has released two CD's, "Retaliation" and "Harmful If Swallowed." Has also appeared on numerous TV shows and had a minor roll in the movie "Waiting."
That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
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