cooter cleaner

A more fun of saying douche bag. A form of cleaning twat.

That guy is such a cooter cleaner.

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Cooter Tooter

When a girl farts and it doesn’t come out the ass and travels out the vagina

My fart couldn’t escape my ass so I had a cooter tooter

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Balloon cooter

Tight at entry point but expands or gets very loose as you go further.

Tiffany definitely has a balloon cooter!

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Cooter Bomb

When a man (or woman) punches another womans cooter in anger. Punches usualy go in a downward motion to avoid penetration.

Cheri kept talking shit about Zak, so Zak gave her such a large cooter bomb shell have cramps for 2 weeks.

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cooter curtains

The lacy underwear worn by women.

Womens underwear, Panties, sexy undergarment.
Those are some sexy cooter curtains you have on.

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cooter stick

funny word for tampon

what size is your cooter stick?

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cooter comb

the comb for your pubic hairs.. preferably womanly pubes. cooter stands for pooter stands for vaginer stands for pussy.

"shit, bitch, i done did lost my cooter comb and my pubes are all nappy!"
"want pubes like beyonce? use the new bedazzled cooter comb to fancify your pubic area."

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